“It’s really annoying, especially when you’re not a person who’s running around dating everybody—if you are, by the way, good for you…But there’s this weird assumption that any time people who have opposite body parts are hanging out, they’re having sex. And it’s like, first of all. No, it takes an awfully long time to get the key to the castle, thank you very much. And second of all, why can’t I just have friends?!”
